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Spoof News: White House to Arm Libyan Rebels With Sylvester Stallone

White House sources claim that the US is to arm Libyan rebels with macho film characters.

Vietnam veteran Rambo is to be sold to the Libyan rebels for a sum of $5.6m. Whitehouse sources claim that this is exactly what the rebels need to take and stabilise there power.

Plans are also in action to send Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to Egypt, and Arnold “The Terminator” Schwarzenegger to Pakistan.

“Obama has been doing all he can the help in the Middle East, but it just has not been enough.” our White House source claimed, “They need something with bigger muscle power, more body oil and tighter T-shirts.”

The Whitehouse expect to make upwards of $96m with this arms agreement. Which is to be spent funding Rambo V.